"We always celebrate the holidays at Mac's and do something special whenever an employee has a birthday. There was Joey's bellydancer -- there must have been fifty people watching her in the middle of the store, and one little old lady has to get her milk. She can't get to the counter, and everybody is watching the woman do her dance. And the old lady is pushing the bellydancer aside, asking Joey to wait on her...it's his birthday!
"Joey got the Bellygram, I got the Chickenman, Franny got the male stripper, Janet got the balloon guy, Barbara got the tap dancer, and Terry got her limousine. And Joey also got the gorilla with the pie in the face."
John Murtaugh, Mac's Smoke Shop employee